Today is a damn enjoyable day in office. Haha... Not that I learnt something or I did something important but my supervisor Linda is just too funny. I never fail to leave the office with a smiling face. Here are the conversations I remember.

Linda: Work here good horz... Got 貌美如花的美女陪伴.
Zhanyi: Hahaha... Er okie.
Linda: Walau... Entertain lahz.
Zhanyi: Okie... Oh I am so excited to come to work everyday.
Linda: Ahhh... Must lidat mahz... Enthu abit... Tell your friends you look forward to coming to work everyday cos got pretty gers tok to you.

Suzie: So scary horz work here... You got a fierce accountant as a boss.
Linda: Ya... she always say I look like ah lian accountant. Many people don't believe I am accountant lorz.
Linda and Suzie looks at each other and make funny faces and end up laughing.
Linda: You know horz... That time I told someone I am accountant that person look at me up down left right (imitates the action) and give me a funny face. Walau feel like slapping him. I am quite smart one okie.

Linda walks around with a box of royce chocolate.
Linda: Eh Zhanyi come and eat lehz...
Zhanyi: Wah got 好料.
Linda: Ya lorz... I got 好料 I share cos I am NICE!!!
Zhanyi: Hahaha...
Linda: Left one give you... Eat more you so skinny.
Zhanyi: Okie... You want to keep the box as a momento?
Linda: Don't wan lahz... 十多块而已我买得起.
Zhanyi: Okie.
Serene: Keep for your gf lahz...
Linda: Ya lorz ya lorz... put other chocolate inside and give her like very ex lidat.
Zhanyi: No gf lehz.. Sad life...
Linda: Downstairs got some young gers... Go find them lahz.
Zhanyi: Nobody matchmake... hard...
Serene: No need... You wan actually will have alot queuing up for you but cos you never declare single thats why they tot aiya attached one.
Linda: Eh... Serene 曼看得起你的.
Zhanyi: Ya lorz... Thanks thanks.
Linda: Eh forget to tell you... 这里流行讲骗话.
Zhanyi: Walau... Why you tell me... Let me happy abit mahz...
Linda: Okie okie... wah.... ya lorz... serene is so RIGHT!

Haha... Ya... thats all... Seeing just words is not funny. Must see how she says in her animated way and expressive tone. Damn funny. =] Yay... Tml is friday. Finally... Week 2 of internship ending. =]